Message to Regina George.

It’s 7 am, 25°F, wind gusts that make it feel like sub-zero, and you want to go outside first thing, to smell around and waste time.

No.

This is why you are a first-world dog and have potty pads.

Going outside before I’m awake in this shit storm is not something that’s going to be happening, and literally the worst possible thing I can think of doing in this moment.

Thanks.

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